DAY "Everybody wants you" Billy Squier But why all at the same time on the same day? janedoe@seductive.com

DAY "Asshole! Shit for brains!" From Children of a Lesser G-d.

DAY Saw the cherry blossoms on the Tidal Basin. And Cleveland Park. And Adams Morgan. janedoe@seductive.com

DAY HAPPY ANNIVERSARY, BABY! It was six years ago this month that my baby Pandora came to live with us.

SUNDAY PAPER Click here for the Stamford Advocate: http://www.stamfordadvocate.com

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AMBER Alert for Virginia -- father possibly armed: http://wtop.com/?sid=2320004&nid=740

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Elizabeth Taylor died this morning at age 79.

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A murder at Lulu Lemon in Bethesda has been a big story lately. We think a guy I work with has been stealing, also. Among other things: http://abcnews.go.com/US/maryland-yoga-shop-killing-brittany-norwood-stolen-merchandise/story?id=13183233&page=1

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Sometimes when a man tells you he loves you it's not a good thing. Or at least not what you need to hear.

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Happy first day of Spring!

JANE DOE'S VIDEO PARTY!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8LV0QIpmgE&feature=channel_video_title

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Y4VoszTfUs&feature=channel_video_title

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FCN39MKlF8

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zhi6nNYNOxQ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38C4_R1hwwg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvC3M-cscV8

http://www.nbcwashington.com/news/local/118300829.html

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkKXF170giA

http://www.youtube.com/user/Nicecatholicgirl?feature=mhum#p/c/8BA5C8D4B6292ED9

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hApbxU9x5PY&feature=related

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HAPPY ST JOSEPH'S DAY!

Did a Google search and found a picture of my beloved Pippin: http://janedoesblog.blogspot.com/2006_03_01_archive.html

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Unfortunately I seem to be using the word "cocksucker" a lot.

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Happy St. Patrick's Day!

"ANNOYING CUSTOMER"

“Fucking dickhead”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPW7_hw5_68&feature=related

Walter Flannagan

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Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse...but at least I got some sleep.

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My eyes are bothering me, probably the maple trees budding. But at least I know I'm not crazy. Or lazy.

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"You are so weird"

Allan R. Loudell

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Went from coming home when it was pitch dark to slightly less dark. Now back to coming home in pitch dark, but at least it's lighter in the evening.

SUNDAY PAPER

Click here for the Arizona Daily Sun: http://azdailysun.com

PUBLIC SERVANTS ANNOUNCEMENT

Set your clocks forward one hour if you haven't already done so. And need to.

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Marcellus Wallace don’t like being fucked by anybody except Mrs. Wallace: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czb4jn5y94g That's about how this week has been.

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It rained buckets but at least things are clearing up and warming up a little. Gas prices are going up slowly but steadily, sometimes a lot in one day. The market dipped below 12 thousand but ended up. I feel as though I've been bitten by a tsestse fly.

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Japan was hit by the worst earthquake in 300 years. Because of the sensitive nature of this subject, I will refrain from posting anything about Godzilla, Megalon, Mothra or Rodan on any of my Facebook pages. Or Twitter pages.

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When it people get rained on in movies it's romantic. When it happens IRL it just sucks.

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Lent sucks. So far more than 24 hours with no booze.

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Let the good pigs roll: http://www.guinealynx.info/forums/viewtopic.php?p=1862314&highlight=roulez#1862314

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Planet Earth turns slowly: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psuRGfAaju4

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HAPPY FEAST DAY, BABY

Today (or tomorrow, according to some calendars) is the feast of St. Perpetua: Today (or tomorrow, according to some calendars) is the feast of St. Perpetua: http://www.catholic.org/saints/saint.php?saint_id=48

SUNDAY PAPER

Click here for the Eugene "Register-Guard:" http://www.registerguard.com/csp/cms/sites/web/news/index.csp

JANE DOE'S VIDEO PARTY!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AoSQpYlETh0&feature=channel_video_title

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PY3Y43oe0H8&feature=channel_video_title

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_MY799cLhs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3oCBYPnfcg&feature=channel_video_title

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FzVjJ5DBO0Q&feature=channel_video_title

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVEKKJOLRww

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JkFMdrHADQ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wOB6-ENRYg&feature=channel_video_title

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyR-L6EZETU

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fkraCshPB4w

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ADOPT A PIG!

March is Adopt a Rescued Guinea Pig Month.

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Dow down, but still above twelve thousand, weather up and down, gas prices going up. Getting fucked over repeatedly but not in a good way -- having trouble getting out of bed some mornings.

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Fuck you, PEPCO.

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Six months since the robbery.

THE WEIRDEST THING

A guy offered me a bean pie as payment. Weirdest thing in a long time.

PICTURES OF LILY

Ok, of Janey. Cerridwin's Coffeehouse is no more, but you can still access these pictures:

http://www.cerridwin.org/jane/2more.jpg

http://www.cerridwin.org/jane/2pics.jpg

http://www.cerridwin.org/jane/2pigs.jpg

http://www.cerridwin.org/jane/2pigs2.jpg

http://cerridwin.org/jane/2pigsperpage.jpg

http://cerridwin.org/jane/blackprofilej.jpg

http://cerridwin.org/jane/blkjane.jpg

http://cerridwin.org/jane/dinner.jpg

http://cerridwin.org/jane/family.jpg

http://cerridwin.org/jane/j&neighbor.jpg

http://cerridwin.org/jane/j&p.jpg

http://cerridwin.org/jane/janenpigs.jpg

http://cerridwin.org/jane/janeprofile.jpg

http://cerridwin.org/jane/jnotfam.jpg

http://cerridwin.org/jane/kneeling.jpg

http://cerridwin.org/jane/lookdown.jpg

http://cerridwin.org/jane/lookright.jpg

http://cerridwin.org/jane/pig1.jpg

http://cerridwin.org/jane/pig2.jpg

http://cerridwin.org/jane/pig2nd.jpg

http://cerridwin.org/jane/pigone.jpg

http://cerridwin.org/jane/pinkjane.jpg

http://cerridwin.org/jane/pinkjanedinner.jpg

http://cerridwin.org/jane/redjane.jpg

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Things are poopy, but in a different way and only getting slightly better.

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Frustrating day -- computers, elevators, take-out clerks. Best remedied with bergamot and chocolate.