Monday, June 30, 2008

TRYING NOT TO BE TOO UNHAPPY ABOUT IT, OR MY LIFE...DAY 182

Hopefully I won't need another cordless phone for two more years.

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Sunday, June 29, 2008

TRYING NOT TO BE TOO UNHAPPY ABOUT IT, OR MY LIFE...DAY 181

An easy night at work.
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Saturday, June 28, 2008

JANE DOE'S VIDEO PARTY!


http://youtube.com/watch?v=daSbZyh9BWo


http://youtube.com/watch?v=8RJ-2FUz7xo


http://s259.photobucket.com/albums/hh320/7227795/Videos/?action=view&current=pigs24jun08.flv


http://youtube.com/watch?v=sPEGt4A7zjA&feature=related


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlp8r2kb4_Q&feature=related
TRYING NOT TO BE TOO UNHAPPY ABOUT IT, OR MY LIFE...DAY 180

I have completed all my aromatherapy classroom requirements.
ADOPT-A-CAT

June is Adopt-A-Cat month. The Alexandria shelter, from whence cometh my beloved Pippin and Baby Pandora, is holding its annual Feline Follies.

Friday, June 27, 2008

WEEK 26

Boy, this week went by fast. I still need to learn it's okay to bill for services rendered and to charge an appropriate fee. And to say "no" to obvious scumbags. But both take courage.

George Carlin died a couple days ago. I really liked him -- personally and professionally. So many times I feel like saying "forecast for tonight -- dark."

And it was because of him that my dashboard Jesus looks out into traffic and not at me. Although being omniscient he could sees everything anyway.

This is going to be a killer weekend -- the opportunity for about twelve hours sleep out of sixty, starting at noon Friday and ending at midnight Monday.

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TRYING NOT TO BE TOO UNHAPPY ABOUT IT, OR MY LIFE...DAY 179

I didn't blow any ID's.

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Thursday, June 26, 2008

TRYING NOT TO BE TOO UNHAPPY ABOUT IT, OR MY LIFE...DAY 178

A good vet check-up and a win at the Hard Rock.

Wednesday, June 25, 2008

TRYING NOT TO BE TOO UNHAPPY ABOUT IT, OR MY LIFE...DAY 177

Enough carrot tops for everyone, including Stuart.

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Tuesday, June 24, 2008

TRYING NOT TO BE TOO UNHAPPY ABOUT IT, OR MY LIFE...DAY 176

A free bar and chips and Chamber of Commerce weather.

Monday, June 23, 2008

TRYING NOT TO BE TOO UNHAPPY ABOUT IT, OR MY LIFE...DAY 175

Free bacon and a double rainbow. Not necessarily in that order.

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Sunday, June 22, 2008

TRYING NOT TO BE TOO UNHAPPY ABOUT IT, OR MY LIFE...DAY 174

My relief person showed up on time. And I got free syrup at Starbucks.

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Friday, June 20, 2008

WEEK 25

Kind of like a breath of fresh air. Literally. Not a lot of progress made, but time to look back on how far I’ve come and enjoy the rest. I only need to complete 43 more reflexology sessions for my school certification.

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TRYING NOT TO BE TOO UNHAPPY ABOUT IT, OR MY LIFE...DAY 172

My car will not require another oil change for the next three months or three thousand miles.

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Thursday, June 19, 2008

TRYING NOT TO BE TOO UNHAPPY ABOUT IT, OR MY LIFE...DAY 171

I saw some beautiful pink roses this morning. And some sweet peas in the afternoon. With a bumblebee on them.

Wednesday, June 18, 2008

TRYING NOT TO BE TOO UNHAPPY ABOUT IT, OR MY LIFE...DAY 170

A double rainbow and 200 unexpected dollars.

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Tuesday, June 17, 2008

LOHAN #1

Lindsay Lohan is #1 of the latest Lycos 50.
TRYING NOT TO BE TOO UNHAPPY ABOUT IT, OR MY LIFE...DAY 169

Free parking. Pippin is on four medications instead of six. And I found my cell phone. Thank you, St. Anthony!

Monday, June 16, 2008

TRYING NOT TO BE TOO UNHAPPY ABOUT IT, OR MY LIFE...DAY 168

Free burrito coupon from Chipotle.

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Sunday, June 15, 2008

TRYING NOT TO BE TOO UNHAPPY ABOUT IT, OR MY LIFE...DAY 167

I survived Father's Day (Gee, it's been almost four years) :(

And I found out B got a new cat :)

Life goes on.
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Saturday, June 14, 2008

JANE DOE'S VIDEO PARTY!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NFuu6W392k


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xiUhEviQ6BE


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SVvu-SgXBQU
TRYING NOT TO BE TOO UNHAPPY ABOUT IT, OR MY LIFE...DAY 166

Cooler weather, lighter traffic and everything where it should be.

Friday, June 13, 2008

WEEK 24

As the Portuguese say, Too many tides and not enough sailors. There was supposed to be a pool party Saturday but I never heard more about it and I turned down the opportunity to do about four hours of chair massage at RFK Stadium. Then I found out it was supposed to be outside. In 80+ degree heat yet. And two people are off at one of my jobs yet in this time of massive unemployment we can’t find anyone to fill in.

So I said “yes” to this Lifetime TV thing which was a real bust, but I figure at least it was a mitzvah. And maybe it will bring some people to my web site.

Tim Russert also died this week. I was probably about a mile away at the time. He was pronounced dead at the hospital where I was born. And I went to his doctor once I think (he was my doctor’s partner). I think the last time I saw Russert alive was at Starbucks across from WTOP. I think years ago I wrote him a letter asking for a job.

So what have I learned this week? The importance of good health (not mine). Especially dental health. And good nutrition. And the sweetness of time spent at home, with family, friends and pets. Ironic that I went back to school and worked my bottom off for more of that, yet I’m more tired and strung-out than ever.

And I learned that the healing process is a slow one .


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TRYING NOT TO BE TOO UNHAPPY ABOUT IT, OR MY LIFE...DAY 165

Got an extra free soda. And maybe generated some good karma?

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Thursday, June 12, 2008

TRYING NOT TO BE TOO UNHAPPY ABOUT IT, OR MY LIFE DOESN'T SUCK TOO MUCH DAY 164

R agreed to pay me for the rest of the feed. And we had a nice breeze this evening.

Wednesday, June 11, 2008

HILTON #1

Paris Hilton is #1 of the latest Lycos 50.

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TRYING NOT TO BE TOO UNHAPPY ABOUT IT, OR MY LIFE DOESN'T SUCK TOO MUCH DAY 163

Renewed my vehicle registration for the next two years.

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Tuesday, June 10, 2008

TRYING NOT TO BE TOO UNHAPPY ABOUT IT, OR MY LIFE DOESN'T SUCK TOO MUCH DAY 162

S gave me $50.oo. And both vets say Pippin isn't suffering.

Monday, June 09, 2008

TRYING NOT TO BE TOO UNHAPPY ABOUT IT, OR MY LIFE DOESN'T SUCK TOO MUCH DAY 161

The pigs and I will be part of the Alexandria Shelter's Annual Dinner ad.

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Sunday, June 08, 2008

TRYING NOT TO BE TOO UNHAPPY ABOUT IT, OR MY LIFE DOESN'T SUCK TOO MUCH DAY 160

I have completed 50% of the practical requirement for my reflexology course.

Saturday, June 07, 2008

JANE DOE'S VIDEO PARTY

Baby crapweasels: http://youtube.com/watch?v=CTaVLSRXQTw

More of the same music track: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LaipQV_lHwc
TRYING NOT TO BE TOO UNHAPPY ABOUT IT, OR MY LIFE DOESN'T SUCK TOO MUCH DAY 159

I managed to escape most of the heat and the storms.

Friday, June 06, 2008

WEEK 23

What a week.

Bad economic news, a tornado that killed someone in Annandale. I used to go on that road all the time.

Time at the cardiologist’s and the vet’s.

But I DID have an A-ha moment. I do not have to massage everyone in the Greater Washington area. It is okay to not respond to the guy who obviously wants a hand job, the girl who is so spacey she is not gonna keep an appointment or the foreigner whose comprehension of English is so poor he won’t be able to understand my directions to the studio.

All night long I have been trying to listen to upbeat songs to cheer myself up. This finally did the trick: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixyTNd-Ln38



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TRYING NOT TO BE TOO UNHAPPY ABOUT IT, OR MY LIFE DOESN'T SUCK TOO MUCH DAY 158

In these days of record unemployment I have a job. Three of 'em, in fact.

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Thursday, June 05, 2008

TRYING NOT TO BE TOO UNHAPPY ABOUT IT, OR MY LIFE DOESN'T SUCK TOO MUCH DAY 157

My pigs are home. And I got a nap.

Wednesday, June 04, 2008

TRYING NOT TO BE TOO UNHAPPY ABOUT IT, OR MY LIFE DOESN'T SUCK TOO MUCH DAY 156

Free parking and air in my tire. And a free night at the vet's for Pippin. And I have power.

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Tuesday, June 03, 2008

TRYING NOT TO BE TOO UNHAPPY ABOUT IT, OR MY LIFE DOESN'T SUCK TOO MUCH DAY 155

Mom won over $60.00 at the Hard Rock. And a client from almost three years ago remembered me and said I've improved.
AIKEN #1

Clay Aiken is #1 of the latest Lycos 50.

Monday, June 02, 2008

TRYING NOT TO BE TOO UNHAPPY ABOUT IT, OR MY LIFE DOESN'T SUCK TOO MUCH DAY 154

I heard the guys playing horns on DuPont Circle.

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Sunday, June 01, 2008

TRYING NOT TO BE TOO UNHAPPY ABOUT IT, OR MY LIFE DOESN'T SUCK TOO MUCH DAY 153

A beautiful sunset. And my relief person showed up on time.
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