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A pretty good tip and the prospect of more.

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I have teeth with which to eat candy.

SUNDAY PAPER

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The pigs are home. And there were five checks waiting for me in the mail.

WEEK 88

''All in all, though, I'd say it was a pretty good visit.''

Aida Turturro

I didn’t whack anybody. No matter how much I felt like it. Of course everything resolved itself about two or three hours before it was time for me to go home. I don’t think Jesus meant for his birthday to be a living hell for everyone.

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Record-breakingly beautiful weather, a final walk on the beach, seven checks sent out and another on the way.

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More beautiful weather and a walk on a different beach.

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Neither Mom nor I live in an institution.

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Other than the obvious, the word becoming flesh, we had beautiful weather and a nice walk on the beach. And H isn't related to us.

MERRY CHRISTMAS

"War is over. If you want it"

John Lennon

"G-d sent his only begotten son to die on the cross to redeem mankind and all we did to pay him back was make terrible fucking cartoons, like the Transformers"

Jeff Anderson

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Another blessedly short mass with a seven-minute sermon. Two days in a row we heard the verses with"fear not."

And a lovely evening at the Seatons'.

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A beautiful day at the beach, a short mass and an even shorter sermon.

SUNDAY PAPER

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My pigs are in good hands.

Week 87

“What's your encore? Do you, like, anally rape my mother while pouring sugar in my gas tank?”

Brian O'Halloran

That’s about how I feel.

Things over which I have been obsessing: the refinancing, the clean-up, my new office space, my new massage space and the pigs. What have I learned? That "okay," "normal," and "the way it should be" are not so bad, especially compared to "horrible," miserable" and "catastrophic".

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A Christmas bonus. And a good vet visit.

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Voicemail. And business cards.

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Closed on the refinancing. And had filet mignon for lunch.

janedoe@seductive.com

POKER #1

Poker is #1 of the latest Lycos 50.

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We have settled a closing time and place. And the vet tech sez whatever I've been doing, it's working.

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I don't have to bring a covered dish to the office party.

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Got another Starbucks Gift Card.

SUNDAY PAPER

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Got my Christmas bonus.

WEEK 86

As politically incorrect as it sounds, this week has been like one long version of the Chinese water torture treatment, as my mother would say. And, having grown up with my grandmother, she should know.

What have I learned? That being "happy," "healthy" and just plain "safe" are as good as or better than "rich," "famous," "glamourous" or "powerful." And I have learned the importance of good dental health.

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My beloved Pippin is home. And people are responding to my ads.

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My beloved Pippin got through his latest surgery OK. And we are closer to closing on the refinancing.

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My property value may increase by ten to twenty thousand dollars. And I've lost pounds since my last trip to the cardiologist.

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Free lunch from Guapo's.

POKER #1

Poker is #1 of the latest Lycos 50.

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On to the next step with the refinancing.

janedoe@seductive.com

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I had an easy morning. And an easy evening. And a good sleep in between.

SUNDAY PAPER

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I got a new curtain for the bathroom. Sometimes we have to stretch it.

WEEK 85

Well, I would like to think the worst is behind me. I am getting a lot of calls and e-mails from potential clients, my beloved Pippin had his tooth pulled, I have mailed out all my generic winter holiday cards and the refinancing is scheduled for December 15th. Or maybe the 14th.

I feel as though I've been beaten up.

janedoe@seductive.com

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Both pigs are back home. And my toilet flushes again.

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Free champagne. And hot clients who tip.

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P gave me a Starbucks gift card, which will be used to buy healthy things. And I only have one card left to send.

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POKER #1

Poker is #1 of the latest Lycos 50.

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I had my first client in the new space.

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F gave me a Starbucks gift card.

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The leaves were a beautiful shade of yellow, more beautiful than I've seen in a long time. They brightened up the nasty grey sky.

SUNDAY PAPER

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Barkley Square had 12 calendars left. And H sez he's glad it was me, rather than C, who was on duty.

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