WEEK

Weather is about 20 degrees colder than it should be this time of year. Don't want to bore you with more medical stuff.

FOUND:

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ST. ANDREW

Today is his feast day. Here is his novena: http://www.twoheartsdesign.com/prayers/standrew.html

BUT WAIT! THERE'S MORE!

New Year's Eve party at the Grand Hyatt. I am working there. Early Bird Rates still available: http://www.meetup.com/20sand30sgroup/events/147262672/

SMALL BUSINESS SATURDAY

Today is Small Business Saturday, brought to you by American Express. How many small businesses actually take Amex? I had a sandwich at Millie & Al's. Does that count?

I DID IT

I bought three dollars' worth of gift bags at CVS. If it's not a Black Friday no one can blame me. 

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BLACK FRIDAY

MEH. Running the board, feeling a little feverish/sore throat, but will do my economic duty.

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HAPPY THANKSGIVING

From possibly one of the best FRIENDS episodes ever: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62zfNz0Uf9I

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EIGHT CRAZY NIGHTS

HAPPY CHANUKAH!

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THE DAY AFTER

30 years ago last week ABC aired "the Day After"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2B7sdLPMfc

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BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!

A little shameless self-promotion: 

GOOD ADVICE

Overcoming bitterness. Wish I could actualize it: http://catholicexchange.com/overcome-bitterness

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WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?

Why am I so thirsty? 

SUNDAY PAPER

Click here for the Boston Globe: http://www.bostonglobe.com 

WEEK

Weather lovely lovely the last couple days, beastly cold tonight. Foot hurting today, but toughing it out, feeling really thirsty the last couple days.

I GREW UP SCREWED UP

When I was about four year ago the little girl up the street told me President Lincoln was shot in a theatre. In a drive in theatre. In a convertible.  When I was older I read in CREEM Magazine that cool teenagers in NYC carried portable radios on their shoulders. So I walked around carrying a little 8” Panasonic…

O CECILIA

Today is the feast of St. Cecilia: http://catholicexchange.com/a-patron-saint-for-musicians-singers

It is also the feast of Christ the King: http://catholicexchange.com/feast-christ-king

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NOVEMBER 22, 1963

John F Kennedy was assassinated 50 years ago today. Probably lots of babies born in that year are getting invitations to join the AARP.  Kids who graduated from high school in that year are eligible to collect Social Security. And Medicare. Most people who were eligible to collect Social Security/Medicare in that year are probably dead. 

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OH, DEER

Saw a hugeass deer in the park, not far from where the robbery took place. He was big enough to ride. 

MY NAME REALLY IS JANE

It is not an alias.

JUST SAY YES

Yes! Organic Market on Columbia Rd has some good specials.

IT IS WHAT IT IS

And nothing more.

THESE ARE THE DAYS

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QlCS-qf7yaM

These are the good old days: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibSelIFBR8s

Or, as Linda Ellerbee said, where I loved my life most, where I hated my life most.

MENINGITIS

There is too much about it in the news.

COMING AND GOING

THEY DON'T PAY ME ENOUGH

And they make me do shit. But I guess you could say that about any job. 

SAD NEWS

Peppy is not doing well.

SUNDAY PAPER

Click here for the Washington Times: http://washtimes.com

WEEK

Taiphoon Haiyan is reportedly one of the most powerful storms to hit the planet ever. It has been bitterly cold for several days but a little better this weekend. Dow hit another record high. My lungs are no worse, my coronary calcification score was perfect and there ‘s no immediate need for a pacemaker.  

ST. MARGARET OF SCOTLAND

Today is her feast day. She is my patroness. She was Hungarian: http://catholicexchange.com/st-margaret-of-scotland

EVERYTHING HAS CHANGED

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1oM3kQpXRo

Okay, not everything, but a couple things. 

PENGUIN DREAMS

I am wearing my Penguins shirt because

1) The pens played yesterday and are playing tonight
2) It's clean

DUH

A lot of my posts are about food. 

GETTING BIGGER PORTIONS AT CHIPOTLE

See http://www.businessinsider.com/how-to-get-bigger-portions-at-chipotle-2013-10

I NEED TO EAT MORE

A Mac's salad, Starbucks scone and a plate of Millie's mozzarella  fries in the space of two days don't cut it.

NEW FOOD CONCEPT

Meow Mix Chili

CANE AND ABLE

Caught myself looking at canes at Rite Aid

NEW DRINK CONCEPT

Ritalin sidecars.

I MUST LOOK BAD

People with disabilities are giving me their seats on the bus. Homeless peeps are giving me money. 

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LA MANO PODEROSA

Believe it or not I bought this at the Catholic Information Center on K St: 

NUMBER NINE, NUMBER NINE

I am now up from eight meds to nine.

IT'S TOO COLD OUTSIDE FOR ANGELS TO FLY

Angels die: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAWcs5H-qgQ

TILL THE COWS COME HOME

There is a weird old guy sitting next to me. I swear he's about to give milk. 

AMERICA'S MOST DISGUSTING

1) J insists on spraying/wiping everything down. Including me. 

2) S is terrified that I will infect her so I get sent home. 

3) People at Mellow Mushroom are saying I'm homeless. 

4) B says customers have been complaining that I smell like patchouli, which I hardly wear. I explained that a) my nose is stuffed up and I can't smell myself and b) it's hard for me to keep myself clean as I can't take this bandage off.

I feel like Typhoid Mary and neither one of them blames Frodo. 

YAY!

One year with no robberies AND no piggy deaths!

janedoe@seductive.com 

HAPPY VETERAN'S DAY!

ONE YEAR AGO

"Little" Perpetua died. She was the healthiest of all my pigs, hardly sick a day in her life. I miss my baby girl and still feel guilty--she died three weeks after the robbery.

SUNDAY PAPER

Click here for the San Francisco Chronicle: http://sfchronicle.com 

WEEK

Taiphoon Haiyan is the big story this week. And it gets darker one hour earlier here. 

I LOVE THIS GUY!

Bart Baker: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3twwafch4g