ALAN GREENSPAN DEAD, KEIR STARMER RESIGNS.

Father's Day AND the First Day of Summer

PROBABLY THE BEST THING I'VE SEEN ON THE INTERNET TODAY

"We should all know less about each other:"

 

Now she has pelvic pain, and will start pelvic floor therapy
by u/Fuckfuckfuckidyfuck in illnessfakers

THE MORNING HAS BEEN WEIRD, TECHNICALLY

IPad jammed, KVM issues in the screener's booth, really slow internet, authentication issues. 

Had coffee with the Fulbrighters, went to the UPS and Apple stores, got almost everything done. 

GOT OFF TWO HOURS EARLY

Sometimes that's a big difference. 

SO I HAVE SEVENTEEN DAYS OFF

Eight vacation days this year, soon to be nine, eight from last year and one floating holiday. Soon it will be eighteen. The problem is, I can't get myself together enough to ask my supervisor. 

PUT A BASKET OF DISHES ON THE LAWN

They finally got taken away. 

YO VOTÉ

I voted, too. Did not realize there was a shooting going on at the same time: pic.twitter.com/qWx4jdxTDF

— Jane Hautanen (@snipercatcher) June 17, 2026

TWO PEOPLE SHOT TO DEATH ON WISCONSIN AVENUE

One was in a Metro Bus. I slept through most of it. 

FLAG DAY

Happy Sunday and Happy Flag Day: https://t.co/SlZES616K3

— Jane Hautanen (@snipercatcher) June 14, 2026

NEW YORK KNICKS BEAT THE SAN ANTONIO SPURS.

🏀 🏀 🏀 https://t.co/9cqPWH8MwM

— Jane Hautanen (@snipercatcher) June 14, 2026

DIE ZAUBERFLÖTE

Sent this to former housemate. His answer was "watch normal shit:" https://t.co/tPRV9tSu9p

— Jane Hautanen (@snipercatcher) June 14, 2026

MY PRONOUN SHIRT

 

Took the Metro to Virginia

THESE PEOPLE ARE INCREDIBLE:

I would like to think this was all some sick joke #abortion #downsyndrome : https://t.co/RE2u6zOglH

— Jane Hautanen (@snipercatcher) June 5, 2026

Cashed in two of my mother's I-bonds

The other day I dreamt I witnessed a shooting but was scared to talk to the police.

I DESERVE CHOCOLATE, TOO.

WENT TO SEE THE STORAGE SPACE

It's the size of a small bedroom. 

TODAY: