YAY!

After being hacked and suspended for eight days my Bluesky account has been restored. 

IT WAS 23 YEARS AGO THIS MONTH THAT I STARTED MY FIRST BLOG AND ADOPTED MY FIRST PIG.

 As Walter Miller said, I have been writing this crap for a long time. 

King Charles and Queen Camilla are in town.

THINKING OF SOMETHING MY MOTHER SAID:

Some people's lives are so small, so dull, so limited, they have so little going on.

Back at work

If my mother were alive she'd be freaking out.

— Jane Hautanen (@snipercatcher) April 26, 2026

I wanna cry.

— Jane Hautanen (@snipercatcher) April 26, 2026

OMG, I was there about an hour before that: #correspondentsdinner #nerdprom #shooter #whcd https://t.co/JEhXeCcsE1

— Jane Hautanen (@snipercatcher) April 26, 2026

SHOOTING AT THE WHITE HOUSE CORRESPONDENTS' DINNER

I left the hotel before it happened. Had a bad feeling before I went in. 

IT WAS ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE DAYS.

But the night was nice. 

I FEEL THE URGE TO CHOKE SOMEBODY.

Or at least slap them. 

Got my federal refund

YEAH...

The Nuremberg Defense applies so often.

Inhaling grapefruit and clove oil 🌿

Getting a tax refund

ORTHODOX EASTER

Christ is risen.

Also, elections in Hungary. 

IN MEMORIAM

Across from the site of Thursday morning's shooting #DC #FRIENDSHIPHEIGHTS #MURDER #MURDERSUICIDE #SHOOTING #WMATA pic.twitter.com/p9vsZwgClw

— Jane Hautanen (@snipercatcher) April 11, 2026

WHAT A NIGHT

2 Metro employees dead after shooting in Friendship Heights: https://t.co/b8Vm5m29IH

— Jane Hautanen (@snipercatcher) April 9, 2026

Crime scene video on 44th St NW in Friendship Heights between Harrison and Jenifer Streets. Police confirm two dead. Video credit: Jane Hautanen pic.twitter.com/sJ08S7FI28

— Jane Hautanen (@snipercatcher) April 9, 2026

I'M TOLD AT LEAST TWO PEOPLE WERE SHOT IN FRONT OF MY OFFICE BUILDING.

 I counted eight cop cars. 

GLUCOSE RULES!

In other news, someone stole my toothpaste again.

EASTER TUESDAY

You get the idea. 

EASTER MONDAY

 

EASTER SUNDAY

THE BUTTER LAMB

 A Southern/Eastern European tradition:

I WISH PEOPLE WOULD QUIT SAYING HAPPY GOOD FRIDAY.

And learn the difference between fasting and abstinence while they're at it. 

HOLY THURSDAY

The Last Supper:

 

APRIL FOOL'S DAY

 Not feeling very jokey.