Mistrial for Lindsay Clancy

GLORIA STEINEM DIED.

I WOULDN’T MIND THIS:

 

SAW A MAN LOOKING THROUGH MY LIVING ROOM WINDOW

Nothing is broken.

The little piggy who had roast beef is turning purple.

PARTIAL ECLIPSE OF THE MOON

Dolly Parton died.

LIFE NOT IMITATING ART

FIFTEEN YEARS AGO TODAY:

 

WELCOME TO THE MAGIC, COLORFUL WORLD WE CALL LIFE!

May it be long, and may you be loved for a lifetime!

IT'S NICE TO BE BELIEVED.

I might as well be fucking invisible. 

Think I’m coming down with something

OUR FEDERAL GOVERNMENT HAS GRACIOUSLY FORGIVEN ABOUT SEVENTEEN DOLLARS THEY SAY I OWE THEM.

Back at work

  

My birthday

DC ETIQUETTE HAS GONE DOWNHILL>

IT'S OKAY TO NOT LIKE NEW THINGS.

It's okay to not even want to TRY new things. 

It's been two up and down days with Prigozsin.

MUSHROOMS SPRINGING UP

I DID A TERRIBLE THING.

MY DC DRIVER'S LICENSE ARRIVED.

LIGHTNING STRIKES THE HEART

It goes off like a gun...

A NEW INFECTION

That explains things. 

Finding a brand new container of dishwashing pods is almost as good as a birthday present sometimes.

My doctor says things should get a lot better when I get more sleep.

MY CHOLESTEROL IS "MODERATELY ELEVATED."

Cardiologist called, says he's putting me on a statin. 

I’VE GOT A TICKET