MY DOCTOR SAYS

MY CHOLESTEROL IS "MODERATELY ELEVATED."

I’VE GOT A TICKET

IT'S GOOD TO BE OUT OF PAIN.

And have the temperature below 90, even though the humidity was about 70% when I last checked. 

¡VIVA ESPAÑA!

 Spain wins 2026 World Cup. 

It's nice to see the sun agan.

I think the rain washed away some of the bad shit.

Wow, you can smell the smoke outside.

ANOTHER DAY OF BEDROTTING

Went to work feeling much better. 

SPENT THE DAY AT THE DC DMV.

Felt as though I had given birth. 

JFC

BONNE BASTILLE!

Bedrotting is not entirely bad.

IT MAKES SENSE.

I thought I was the crazy one. 

Sometimes just okay is perfectly fine.

The weekend ended well.

WENT TO THE GREAT AMERICAN STATE FAIR

THE FIFTH OF JULY

 Duh.

THE FOURTH OF JULY

Twilight Zone

CANADA DAY

Today would have been my mother's birthday.

MONDAY, MONDAY

Woke up to find the toilet worse. But I have the day off and the weather is beautiful. 

SHIT

 Literally.

TOLD CO WORKER WE HAD A MOUSE PROBLEM

ANOTHER TECHNICALLY WEIRD DAY

But you probably don't want to hear about it. 

DOWN THREE POUNDS FROM YESTERDAY

BATHROOM SCALE WON'T CHARGE.

DROVE THROUGH FALLS CHURCH

ALAN GREENSPAN DEAD, KEIR STARMER RESIGNS.

Father's Day AND the First Day of Summer