ALAN GREENSPAN DEAD, KEIR STARMER RESIGNS.

Father's Day AND the First Day of Summer

PROBABLY THE BEST THING I'VE SEEN ON THE INTERNET TODAY

"We should all know less about each other:"

 

Now she has pelvic pain, and will start pelvic floor therapy
by u/Fuckfuckfuckidyfuck in illnessfakers

THE MORNING HAS BEEN WEIRD, TECHNICALLY

IPad jammed, KVM issues in the screener's booth, really slow internet, authentication issues. 

Had coffee with the Fulbrighters, went to the UPS and Apple stores, got almost everything done. 

GOT OFF TWO HOURS EARLY

Sometimes that's a big difference. 

SO I HAVE SEVENTEEN DAYS OFF

Eight vacation days this year, soon to be nine, eight from last year and one floating holiday. Soon it will be eighteen. The problem is, I can't get myself together enough to ask my supervisor. 

PUT A BASKET OF DISHES ON THE LAWN

They finally got taken away. 

YO VOTÉ

I voted, too. Did not realize there was a shooting going on at the same time: pic.twitter.com/qWx4jdxTDF

— Jane Hautanen (@snipercatcher) June 17, 2026

TWO PEOPLE SHOT TO DEATH ON WISCONSIN AVENUE

One was in a Metro Bus. I slept through most of it. 

FLAG DAY

Happy Sunday and Happy Flag Day: https://t.co/SlZES616K3

— Jane Hautanen (@snipercatcher) June 14, 2026

NEW YORK KNICKS BEAT THE SAN ANTONIO SPURS.

🏀 🏀 🏀 https://t.co/9cqPWH8MwM

— Jane Hautanen (@snipercatcher) June 14, 2026

DIE ZAUBERFLÖTE

Sent this to former housemate. His answer was "watch normal shit:" https://t.co/tPRV9tSu9p

— Jane Hautanen (@snipercatcher) June 14, 2026

MY PRONOUN SHIRT

 

Took the Metro to Virginia

THESE PEOPLE ARE INCREDIBLE:

I would like to think this was all some sick joke #abortion #downsyndrome : https://t.co/RE2u6zOglH

— Jane Hautanen (@snipercatcher) June 5, 2026

Cashed in two of my mother's I-bonds

The other day I dreamt I witnessed a shooting but was scared to talk to the police.

I DESERVE CHOCOLATE, TOO.

WENT TO SEE THE STORAGE SPACE

It's the size of a small bedroom. 

TODAY:

RENTED SOME STORAGE SPACE IN LANDOVER

Hope to see it this week. 

Blue moon tonight 🌝

SOMETIMES YOU’RE NOT FEELING IT.

And that's okay.

WHY DOES EVERYTHING HAVE TO BE A "JOURNEY" OR AN "ADVENTURE?"

Like losing your job, your home, being diagnosed with a terrible disease?

Back at work

TOOTH PULLED

Tired and hurting.

I am not feeling cherished.

I WANNA CRY.

Again.

Finished my Doxycycline

Memorial Day

TODAY IS PENTECOST.

Pentecost ✨❤️🛐🕊️
Acts 2:1-4
And when the day of #Pentecost was fully come, they were all with one accord in one place.

And suddenly there came a sound from heaven as of a rushing mighty wind, and it filled all the house where they were sitting.

And there appeared unto them… pic.twitter.com/Tft2q52otg

— Rick Blevins ✝️ (@RickBlevins_777) May 24, 2026

TWO PEOPLE REPORTED SHOT NEAR WHITE HOUSE.

I was on that street the other day.

STEPPING OUT OF YOUR COMFORT ZONE

It's a nice idea but sometimes even more uncomfortable than it sounds. 

Prigozsin is three years old today.

Still not at 100%.

THE SPOON THEORY

A lot of it is bullshit. First of all, it doesn't just apply to people with chronic illnesses. ALL of us have a limited number of "spoons," be they time, money or physical/emotional energy. 

As someone on the Illness Fakers Reddit said, spoons are not currency or lifeblood. You can get them for free at Taco Bell. And if not there, then at McDonald's or 7-11. Longtime  chronic illness patients are apparently saying "enough already. We don't want to hear about your spoons." 

And there's the Spork Theory. 

FEELING BETTER

It feels good to be out of pain.