TODAY:

RENTED SOME STORAGE SPACE IN LANDOVER

Hope to see it this week. 

Blue moon tonight 🌝

SOMETIMES YOU’RE NOT FEELING IT.

And that's okay.

WHY DOES EVERYTHING HAVE TO BE A "JOURNEY" OR AN "ADVENTURE?"

Like losing your job, your home, being diagnosed with a terrible disease?

Back at work

TOOTH PULLED

Tired and hurting.

I am not feeling cherished.

I WANNA CRY.

Again.

Finished my Doxycycline

Memorial Day

TODAY IS PENTECOST.

TWO PEOPLE REPORTED SHOT NEAR WHITE HOUSE.

I was on that street the other day.

STEPPING OUT OF YOUR COMFORT ZONE

Prigozsin is three years old today.

Still not at 100%.

THE SPOON THEORY

FEELING BETTER

It feels good to be out of pain.

I THINK THIS IS A RIOT

SOME ASSHOLE ON

It is not at all like spring outside.

MY HUNGARIAN FLAG SHIRT

EU DAY:

🇪🇺🇭🇺 https://t.co/q0L8kqhURG

— Jane Hautanen (@snipercatcher) May 9, 2026

ASSHOLE IS RIGHT.

 I AM a magnet for violence:

Shooting on Wisconson Avenue in Tenleytown, 18-year-old victim is expected to be ok. My best friend is right--I AM a magnet for violence: https://t.co/qKc93kEoNO

— Jane Hautanen (@snipercatcher) May 8, 2026

RIP Ted Turner.

Cinco de Mayo

STAR WARS DAY

Golden Tempo is the winner of the 2026 Kentucky Derby. 🏇

HAPPY MAY DAY!

YAY!

IT WAS 23 YEARS AGO THIS MONTH THAT I STARTED MY FIRST BLOG AND ADOPTED MY FIRST PIG.

 As Walter Miller said, I have been writing this crap for a long time. 

King Charles and Queen Camilla are in town.

THINKING OF SOMETHING MY MOTHER SAID:

Some people's lives are so small, so dull, so limited, they have so little going on.

Back at work

If my mother were alive she'd be freaking out.

— Jane Hautanen (@snipercatcher) April 26, 2026

I wanna cry.

— Jane Hautanen (@snipercatcher) April 26, 2026

OMG, I was there about an hour before that: #correspondentsdinner #nerdprom #shooter #whcd https://t.co/JEhXeCcsE1

— Jane Hautanen (@snipercatcher) April 26, 2026