You sure know how to arrange things: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-NlR54PqLw
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Wednesday, January 20, 2016
ANOTHER GOOD THING ABOUT LOSING WEIGHT:
It takes less to fill me up. I can feel full after less than two Egg McMuffins and can't eat a whole Chipotle burrito in one sitting.
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Tuesday, January 19, 2016
WE ARE ALL G-D'S CHILDREN
And I am one of his problem children:
Sharing Mercy with Fallen Away Catholics: Every single Catholic knows someone who has left the Church for one reason or another. The reasons for their leaving the Eucharistic Supper are varied, some are complex, some are superficial, but all are linked with pride. The antidote for pride is humility, but before humility can come, an individual must come to know why …
Sharing Mercy with Fallen Away Catholics: Every single Catholic knows someone who has left the Church for one reason or another. The reasons for their leaving the Eucharistic Supper are varied, some are complex, some are superficial, but all are linked with pride. The antidote for pride is humility, but before humility can come, an individual must come to know why …
Monday, January 18, 2016
SUNRISE, SUNSET
Every day it gets dark one minute later. And starting this week it's getting light sooner. At least in DC.
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St. Margaret of Hungary
St. Margaret of Hungary: St. Margaret of Hungary is truly a unique model of virtue for today’s modern young woman. In a prayer “deal” with God, her father, King Bela IV of Hungary, promised her to the religious life at her infancy, in return for an end to the persecution of his country by various enemies. She grew into …
Sunday, January 17, 2016
DIDN'T REALIZE THE FOOT PORN INDUSTRY WAS SUCH A BIG THING
Family guy did a bit on that. I'm sure there's some sicko somewhere who would get turned on by my feet.
IT KILLS ME HOW MANY EDUCATED, HARD-WORKING PEOPLE ARE HAVING TO APPLY FOR FOOD STAMPS.
And that I know how to do it.
Saturday, January 16, 2016
SWEET MEMORIES OF MY CHILDHOOD
My aunt and uncle used to listen to this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIBTg7q9oNc&app=desktop
It was one one of those huge old-fashioned "hifi's." Aunt I might still have it.
It was one one of those huge old-fashioned "hifi's." Aunt I might still have it.
MET A LONG-TIME FACEBOOK FRIEND
We didn’t recognize
each other. I thought if the crutches didn’t tip her off the tattoo would:
GIRLS WILL BE BOYS...
...and boys will be girls, it's a mixed up muddled up shook up world: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7HTqoxks_4
MR. CAB DRIVER:
A green light means go ahead. It does not mean stop in the hope it will turn red and you will get more money.
Friday, January 15, 2016
SWEET JESUS, MY FOOT HURTS
On the couch medicating myself with Aspirin, Aspercream and lidocaine. And watching House.
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URINE, YOU'RE OUT
I don't think anyone enjoys urine specimens--not the doctor who orders them, the patient who has to give them or the tech who has to process them.
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janedoe@seductive.com
AS P SAID, CHIVALRY IS NOT DEAD
Got an email from a former massage client
saying “I know you from the
XXXXXXX oscar watching parties. Also, you once gave me a massage at my
apartment.
it was a surprise to
find you when I was randomly craigslist surfing, yadda yadda.
And how are you doing
these days? are you skinny now? send photo.”
I answered “have you
grown any more hair? Send photo.”
Such a gentleman.
Thursday, January 14, 2016
Didn't Win the Powerball
#Powerball #powerballwinner #powerballdrawing #powerballcalifornia http://www.calottery.com/pb/
Wednesday, January 13, 2016
MATTERS OF THE HEART, OTHER BODY PARTS, TOO
Saw Dr. P yesterday. Lungs are clear, O2 sats normal, blood pressure slightly high and he's ordering an echo. In other words no big whoop, until I got came down with what was probably food poisoning about ten hours later. Had to leave home early--the first time I've had to call in sick unplanned since 2013.
janedoe@seductive.com
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Tuesday, January 12, 2016
REALLY, GOOGLE?
Why is it so hard to find a contact and delete it? Or better yet and old email, with or without an attachment?
Monday, January 11, 2016
I WISH I COULD INTERNALIZE THIS
Jane Austen’s Sense and Sensibility: As the novel shows, the corruption of sense in the form of prudent self-interest leads to marriages based solely on money, and the corruption of sensibility in the form of license leads to elopement, seduction, and children out of wedlock. Both attitudes destroy the ideal of marriage that forms the basis of civilization in Austen’s …
I admit I am almost all sensibility, but fortunately it has not resulted in "elopements" or "children out of wedlock."
janedoe@seductive.com
I admit I am almost all sensibility, but fortunately it has not resulted in "elopements" or "children out of wedlock."
janedoe@seductive.com
I'M LONELY TONIGHT
I'm missing you now: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lUmEfp_mq_U
Yeah, I realize I've been making a lot of Indigo Girls references recently.
janedoe@seductive.com
Yeah, I realize I've been making a lot of Indigo Girls references recently.
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