Golden Tempo is the winner of the 2026 Kentucky Derby. 🏇

HAPPY MAY DAY!

YAY!

IT WAS 23 YEARS AGO THIS MONTH THAT I STARTED MY FIRST BLOG AND ADOPTED MY FIRST PIG.

 As Walter Miller said, I have been writing this crap for a long time. 

King Charles and Queen Camilla are in town.

THINKING OF SOMETHING MY MOTHER SAID:

Some people's lives are so small, so dull, so limited, they have so little going on.

Back at work

If my mother were alive she'd be freaking out.

— Jane Hautanen (@snipercatcher) April 26, 2026

I wanna cry.

— Jane Hautanen (@snipercatcher) April 26, 2026

OMG, I was there about an hour before that: #correspondentsdinner #nerdprom #shooter #whcd https://t.co/JEhXeCcsE1

— Jane Hautanen (@snipercatcher) April 26, 2026

SHOOTING AT THE WHITE HOUSE CORRESPONDENTS' DINNER

I left the hotel before it happened. Had a bad feeling before I went in. 

IT WAS ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE DAYS.

But the night was nice. 

I FEEL THE URGE TO CHOKE SOMEBODY.

Or at least slap them. 

Got my federal refund

YEAH...