Poor "little" Perpetua. We didn't have time to celebrate her birthday on the 22nd, so we're celebrating it today:
Tuesday, May 31, 2011
DAY
Stupid Questions People Ask:
1) Where do I get tickets to buy food (Um, look behind you, there's a sign saying "Food Vendor Tickets)
2) Do you work for ____? (I'm standing wearing a station T-shirt and a badge that says "staff" and standing in front of the station table)
3) Is 630 WMAL the same as WTOP 15oo AM?
Stupid Questions People Ask:
1) Where do I get tickets to buy food (Um, look behind you, there's a sign saying "Food Vendor Tickets)
2) Do you work for ____? (I'm standing wearing a station T-shirt and a badge that says "staff" and standing in front of the station table)
3) Is 630 WMAL the same as WTOP 15oo AM?
Monday, May 30, 2011
DAY
Happy Memorial Day! Although some people think it's inappropriate to wish anyone "Happy" Memorial Day, that it should be a solemn occasion. Jeez, it's not as though I'm wishing someone Happy Pearl Harbor Day or Happy Kristallnacht.
Some people say this is the beginning of the summer vacation season, not the summer solstice. Some people say Labour Day is the end of summer, not the Autumnal Equinox.
I say stretch the season out as long as possible -- have it begin Memorial Day and End on the Autumnal Equinox
Happy Memorial Day! Although some people think it's inappropriate to wish anyone "Happy" Memorial Day, that it should be a solemn occasion. Jeez, it's not as though I'm wishing someone Happy Pearl Harbor Day or Happy Kristallnacht.
Some people say this is the beginning of the summer vacation season, not the summer solstice. Some people say Labour Day is the end of summer, not the Autumnal Equinox.
I say stretch the season out as long as possible -- have it begin Memorial Day and End on the Autumnal Equinox
Sunday, May 29, 2011
Saturday, May 28, 2011
JANE DOE'S VIDEO PARTY!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9O5Q7eS0Tg&feature=channel_video_title
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPIE0PjtuHo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lx8UgjyV8UI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LH4-tOqLH94
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Su8cBi03DL4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=toUHhiLZA-w
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiRKC0OoG-M
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=738k5_BPW2g
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63nHQ4sLQaA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2R8u7JBI08&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9O5Q7eS0Tg&feature=channel_video_title
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPIE0PjtuHo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lx8UgjyV8UI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LH4-tOqLH94
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Su8cBi03DL4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=toUHhiLZA-w
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiRKC0OoG-M
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=738k5_BPW2g
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63nHQ4sLQaA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2R8u7JBI08&feature=related
Friday, May 27, 2011
WEEK
Weather is improving, Dow up, gas prices supposedly going down but can't see any difference. They say it's been one of the worst allergy seasons in years. At least the rapture didn't happen last week.
janedoe@seductive.com
Weather is improving, Dow up, gas prices supposedly going down but can't see any difference. They say it's been one of the worst allergy seasons in years. At least the rapture didn't happen last week.
janedoe@seductive.com
DAY
Plugging in the air conditioner would make it work better. The same with the computer.
janedoe@seductive.com
Plugging in the air conditioner would make it work better. The same with the computer.
janedoe@seductive.com
Thursday, May 26, 2011
POLAR OPPOSITES? MUTUALLY EXCLUSIVE?
According to the MSN portal, some of the most miserable cities in America are those which have overcome the recession best. Wish they'd make up their minds:
http://powerwall.msnbc.msn.com/politics/the-20-cities-that-are-having-an-awesome-recovery-10112.gallery/?gt1=43001
http://money.bundle.com/article/consumer-spending-10-most-miserable-cities-country/1?GT1=33009
And I don't think I saw Detroit anywhere. That's fucked up.
According to the MSN portal, some of the most miserable cities in America are those which have overcome the recession best. Wish they'd make up their minds:
http://powerwall.msnbc.msn.com/politics/the-20-cities-that-are-having-an-awesome-recovery-10112.gallery/?gt1=43001
http://money.bundle.com/article/consumer-spending-10-most-miserable-cities-country/1?GT1=33009
And I don't think I saw Detroit anywhere. That's fucked up.
Wednesday, May 25, 2011
DAY
Pollen count is supposed to be bad -- so I'm not imagining the headaches, muscle-joint pain, etc....
janedoe@seductive.com
Pollen count is supposed to be bad -- so I'm not imagining the headaches, muscle-joint pain, etc....
janedoe@seductive.com
Monday, May 23, 2011
Sunday, May 22, 2011
Saturday, May 21, 2011
HMMMM....
Guess the rapture didn’t take place after all: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LN5rKB-izXI&feature=related
Guess the rapture didn’t take place after all: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LN5rKB-izXI&feature=related
DAY
Supposedly it’s “All Hands on Deck” for the DC Police – they are supposed to be out in full force all weekend. Where were they when I needed them?
janedoe@seductive.com
Supposedly it’s “All Hands on Deck” for the DC Police – they are supposed to be out in full force all weekend. Where were they when I needed them?
janedoe@seductive.com
Friday, May 20, 2011
WEEK
Dow is down, Weather is improving but still seems unseasonably cool, a lot of rain. Gas prices still up, no let up in sight. I am trying to get as much as rest as I can, considering how much I have ahead of me. Also, the world is supposed to come to an end this weekend.
janedoe@seductive.com
Dow is down, Weather is improving but still seems unseasonably cool, a lot of rain. Gas prices still up, no let up in sight. I am trying to get as much as rest as I can, considering how much I have ahead of me. Also, the world is supposed to come to an end this weekend.
janedoe@seductive.com
IT''S THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT
And I feel fine: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0GFRcFm-aY
janedoe@seductive.com
And I feel fine: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0GFRcFm-aY
janedoe@seductive.com
DAY
Some people are saying Ted Kaczynski is also responsible for the 1982 Tylenol deaths. Wow, too blasts from the past.
janedoe@seductive.com
Some people are saying Ted Kaczynski is also responsible for the 1982 Tylenol deaths. Wow, too blasts from the past.
janedoe@seductive.com
Wednesday, May 18, 2011
DAY
HIGH ANXIETY
May is National Anxiety Month. Who Knew? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sagm8jQqOvk&feature=related
It was through High Anxiety that I first learned about penis Envy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKTsP_pNng4
janedoe@seductive.com
HIGH ANXIETY
May is National Anxiety Month. Who Knew? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sagm8jQqOvk&feature=related
It was through High Anxiety that I first learned about penis Envy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKTsP_pNng4
janedoe@seductive.com
Tuesday, May 17, 2011
Monday, May 16, 2011
Sunday, May 15, 2011
DAY
Today is Good Shepherd Sunday: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQIdKb8aRTY
"The lord is my shepherd, so flock off"
Today is Good Shepherd Sunday: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQIdKb8aRTY
"The lord is my shepherd, so flock off"
Saturday, May 14, 2011
DAY
"The stationmaster at St. Cloud's was a lonely, unattractive man-a victim of mail-order catalogues and of an especially crackpot mail-order religion. The; latter, whose publication took an almost comic book form, was delivered monthly; the last month's issue, for example, had a cover illustration of a skeleton in soldier's clothes flying on a winged zebra over a battlefield that vaguely resembled the trenches of World War I. The other mailorder catalogues were of a more standard variety, but the stationmaster was such a victim of his superstitions that his dreams frequently confused the images of his mailorder religious material with the household gadgets, nursing bras, folding chairs, and giant zucchinis he saw advertised in the catalogues.
Thus it was not unusual for him to be awakened in a night terror by a vision of coffins levitating from a picture-perfect garden-the prize-winning vegetables taking flight with the corpses. There was one catalogue devoted entirely to fishing equipment; the stationmaster's cadavers were often seen, in waders or carrying rods and nets; and then there were the undergarment catalogues, advertising bras and girdles. The flying dead in bras and girdles especially frightened the stationmaster."
John Irving, The Cider House Rules
"The stationmaster at St. Cloud's was a lonely, unattractive man-a victim of mail-order catalogues and of an especially crackpot mail-order religion. The; latter, whose publication took an almost comic book form, was delivered monthly; the last month's issue, for example, had a cover illustration of a skeleton in soldier's clothes flying on a winged zebra over a battlefield that vaguely resembled the trenches of World War I. The other mailorder catalogues were of a more standard variety, but the stationmaster was such a victim of his superstitions that his dreams frequently confused the images of his mailorder religious material with the household gadgets, nursing bras, folding chairs, and giant zucchinis he saw advertised in the catalogues.
Thus it was not unusual for him to be awakened in a night terror by a vision of coffins levitating from a picture-perfect garden-the prize-winning vegetables taking flight with the corpses. There was one catalogue devoted entirely to fishing equipment; the stationmaster's cadavers were often seen, in waders or carrying rods and nets; and then there were the undergarment catalogues, advertising bras and girdles. The flying dead in bras and girdles especially frightened the stationmaster."
John Irving, The Cider House Rules
Friday, May 13, 2011
WEEK
Dow down, but still well over 23 thousand. Gas prices going up, but supposed to go down soon. Right. Weather improving but suppossed to get worse over the weekend -- at least it's light when I leave in the morning. Fighting what is either an allergy or a bug or both .
janedoe@seductive.com
Dow down, but still well over 23 thousand. Gas prices going up, but supposed to go down soon. Right. Weather improving but suppossed to get worse over the weekend -- at least it's light when I leave in the morning. Fighting what is either an allergy or a bug or both .
janedoe@seductive.com
DAY
Best response ever on Youtube. Or perhaps anywhere on the Internet "you're a fucktard. Never speak again" http://www.youtube.com/all_comments?threaded=1&v=PMV1IwYYSpg
janedoe@seductive.com
Best response ever on Youtube. Or perhaps anywhere on the Internet "you're a fucktard. Never speak again" http://www.youtube.com/all_comments?threaded=1&v=PMV1IwYYSpg
janedoe@seductive.com
Thursday, May 12, 2011
Wednesday, May 11, 2011
Tuesday, May 10, 2011
Monday, May 09, 2011
DAY
If public transportation is so wonderful why do the people riding it look so miserable?
janedoe@seductive.com
If public transportation is so wonderful why do the people riding it look so miserable?
janedoe@seductive.com
Sunday, May 08, 2011
Saturday, May 07, 2011
Friday, May 06, 2011
Wednesday, May 04, 2011
Tuesday, May 03, 2011
Monday, May 02, 2011
Sunday, May 01, 2011
BIN LADEN DEAD
OSAMA BIN LADEN WAS KILLED BY NAVY SEALS: SEE http://www.jihadwatch.org/2011/05/bin-laden-dead.html
OSAMA BIN LADEN WAS KILLED BY NAVY SEALS: SEE http://www.jihadwatch.org/2011/05/bin-laden-dead.html