A WINTER’S TALE

 Not a long one: 

I DID BUY A CO-OP IN 2024 SO THERE'S THAT:

 

Went to Lidl, felt like the former Soviet Union

Dragged my sorry ass into work two hours early

Why are front desk people so anal?

Back home with the pigs

 

Here comes the snow.

The beginning of my little "mini" vacation

FIVE MONTHS AGO TODAY:

 

MLK DAY

 He had a dream. 

WOW

 See https://www.passiton.com/inspirational-stories-tv-spots/189-dear-me

MY "NEW" PHONE

 Had it activated it yesterday:

My new phone arrived.

I AM NOT DEAD INSIDE.

Just comatose.

Broke my phone yesterday

SHEEP QUESTION

An email from 2009: "Well, I was a farm-boy and not a shepherd, so, I don't really know the answer.

When does a lamb become a full grown sheep?"

I don't have a concussion.

I ENDED UP DOING WHAT EMMA STONE DID

WORKS FOR ME

FELL OFF THE SCOOTER ON THE WAY BACK FROM LIDL/TACO BELL

Maybe Doordash would have been a better idea.

I would have expected better from the Swiss.

Happy New Year!