THIS LITTLE PIGGY

Got stepped on. The one with the corn and the hammer toe, that is. I have nine other toes, why did the guy at Mac's have to step on that one?

Bought a pair of LA Gear running shoes. They may look silly, but so does walking around like Long John Silver. Or Captain Ahab.

DAY

Rendezvous Lounge is closed for the next 72 hours, the Reef is closed for good. And the little Adams Morgan soap opera continues.

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Newschannel 8 reports a man was pushed down a flight of stairs at the Rendezsvous lounge this morning. Good thing I went home early: http://www.wjla.com/articles/2013/08/adams-morgan-assault-sends-one-to-hospital-93393.html

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HE HAD A DREAM

But I did nothing special to commemorate the day. It's the American way. 

janedoe@seductive.com 

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The Reef on 18th St. in Adams Morgan is closing permanently. I was there when the stabbing happened.

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Thinking of telling jokes at Open Mic Night at the Mount Pleasant Library: http://www.dclibrary.org/node/36468

I want my MTV

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Not funny. Would it be funny if they had the seven cancer dwarfs? The seven diabetes dwarfs? I'm in fucking pain:

SUNDAY PAPER

Click here for the Los Angeles Times: www.latimes.com 

WEEK

Weather has been like a fairy tale the last couple days. Sleeping is my main goal.

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It's amazing who your fans are sometimes. And your heroes. 

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Congratulations to Kim and Patrick O'Donnell. They are proof that Karma's not a bitch if you aren't one. Now go eat there: 

www.littlefountaincafe.com 

https://www.facebook.com/littlefountaincafe?fref=ts

I DON'T WANT TO LIVE ON CHARITY...

....pleasure's real or is it fantasy? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TU3-lS_Gryk

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From one high school classmate to another:

''Okay, here's the deal: You want drama with me? Here it is for all to see: I have friends going through real pain & problems. You have a website shilling for others pay for your wedding to an out of work loser w/ FIVE previous failed marriages. I have family members that thank God for every breath they take, you have the nerve to blast my sister for suggesting that maybe you can't really afford to get married right now. You have no clue what it's like to worry about anyone but yourself, ever, because you've never had to. And, no, in this case, bunnies don't count. Grow up & grow a pair. You're 51 & you need to stop expecting others to solve your self made "problems". Yes, I'm in pain, and therefore a bitch, but you've used my friends & family enough. ENOUGH. I'm sorry we aren't "friends" anymore, but I'm thankful that I don't have to read anymore of your damn haiku's, and even if my father could have gotten you a job w/ NPR, he wouldn't have, because you are no professional & certainly no serious journalist. You are an Emo, a 51 yr old Emo, which just makes it SAD.''

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The robbery was ten months ago today. If I had a time machine, I would make it all un-happen ):

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Allow me to sing you  a song of my people. Metro, you suck beyond all degrees of sucking:

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Linked in opens up new pain for me: www.linkedin.com/in/janehautanen

SUNDAY PAPER

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WEEK

Weather getting a lot cooler, feeling VERY tired....

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Q: Did you go to school stupid?

A: Yeah, and I came back that way.

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Today is the feast of the Assumption. Did not go to mass but lit a candle. 

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My Birthday. 

J IS RIGHT

I am a badass.

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This is war: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zqRYGlkgjE

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Slept about 14 hours today.

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 Asshole relief guy didn't show up, just got up a while ago

SUNDAY PAPER

Click here for the Washington City Paper: http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com 

WEEK

CHAIN OF WEIRDNESS...

It's been more than six months:
http://janedoesblog.blogspot.com/2013_01_01_archive.html#708188030149806926

I need to update this and mention the accident, Aunt Rose's death, having my bank accounts frozen and being exposed to tuberculosis...

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CRIME SCENE

Apparent stabbing at the Reef on18th St. in Adams Morgan.

CLASS ACT

Bitch passed out cold in front of the SunTrust in AdMo. And her wig fell off. Can't beat that with a stick.

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Really, Washington Hospital Centre? More than two months for a follow-up appointment? Am I supposed to stay tired, fat and miserable until then? Do I have to do something desperate and land in your ER and you realize how lousy I've been feeling? You suck.

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Yo Mama so stupid she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes:

http://www.jokes4us.com/yomamajokes/yomamasostupidjokes.html

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Everything hurts.

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Weight down 17 lbs from last September and up at least six lbs from my last doctor's visit, heart rate/BP are taking another nose dive but then up to 140/90 at Rite Aid. You can't imagine this kind of stuff.

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Two worthy causes: http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/little-fountain-cafe-outside-patio-permit and www.savethetabard.com

SUNDAY PAPER

Click here for the Los Angeles Times: http://www.latimes.com

THE SWEETEST THING II

A weird old guy who hangs out at Starbucks said to me "I want you to give..."and I thought he wanted me to give the flower table guy something. Instead, he told the flower guy to give me a rose. 

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Confirmed cases of TB in Maryland and Virginia. And I have to get tested a third time.

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So politically incorrect on so many counts and yes, snopes.com has declared it a hoax, but still funny as hell:

janedoe@seductive.com  

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School's out: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-HkgPyV5ao